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Texas County to Issue $1,000 Fine For Not Covering Face With “Homemade Bananas” During Pandemic

by | Apr 23, 2020 | News | 0 comments

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In what appears to be an obvious typo on a Houston area local television station, KPRC reports a new “mask order” may land you a one thousand dollar fine for not covering your face in homemade bananas.

Yeah, that’s supposed to say “bandanas.” But you get the point — it’s absurd.

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Besides the obvious draconian government overreach by imposing such a hefty fine for not doing something that has very little — if any — science behind it, at least we can laugh at the typo.

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