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Despite Greatest Devastation Since Katrina, Kat Kerr Claims “Dominion” Over Hurricanes Helene and Milton

by | Oct 8, 2024 | News, Opinion

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Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed pink-haired prophetess, has made a career out of spouting outlandish claims that defy both logic and Scripture. Known for her wild tales, she insists that God commanded her to dye her hair pink to “stand out among the prophets.”

Kerr also claims to have visited Heaven thousands of times, where she’s seen things like Elvis Presley playing music for Jesus and Mickey Mouse running around the pearly gates. She’s declared that Walt Disney made it to Heaven because of his “family entertainment” contributions and has even gone as far as to say that Santa Claus lives in “Christmastown” in Heaven.

Her other delusional claims include God striking animals mute after the fall to prevent them from sinning and asserting that there’s a “mock hell” for Christians who wear blue jeans and makeup.

And now, as if those lunacies weren’t enough, Kerr is back at it—this time claiming she’s “taking dominion” over Hurricane Milton, just as she supposedly did with Hurricane Helene.

Despite the fact that Helene wreaked havoc, causing catastrophic damage and the loss of hundreds of lives, and tens of thousands displaced from their homes, Kerr boasts that she and her followers created a “wall of faith” to stop the storm.

Apparently, in Kat Kerr’s alternate universe, death and devastation are signs of success. And now, she’s doubling down, declaring she’ll take control over Milton too—because, of course, in her mind, it makes perfect sense that the storm is still raging despite her supposed dominion over it.

You can almost picture the weather channels scrambling, not to report on the actual meteorological developments, but to figure out where exactly Kat Kerr’s “dominion” went. Maybe they’re checking under her pink wig for clues.

It’s baffling to think that anyone could believe a word of this, let alone join in. She’s commanding “10,000 angels” to “shred every band” of the storm, as though God has turned over the keys to the heavenly realm so Kerr can micromanage hurricanes.

At this rate, you have to wonder if she’s going to start taking credit for the sun rising in the morning.

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Despite the greatest devastation since Hurricane Katrina, Kat Kerr claims she took dominion over Helene and will build a “faith wall” over Milton so that it can’t enter Florida.

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