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Mister Rogers’ Church? This Guy Thinks So.

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It’s hard to say who spoke more gospel clarity into their audience this past Sunday, Ryan May of Net Church in Chattanooga or Mister Rogers, himself. Well, actually we don’t know if Mister Rogers actually filled in for Ryan May this past week, as he pranced onto the stage singing and performing a dramatic reproduction of the infamous kids’ TV show theme song.

You may have some neighbors of your own, but this pastor wants to teach you how to be a good one–and apparently he thought this performance would enhance his audience’s feeble comprehension of that exhortation.

By the way, this is not a children’s church–this is an adult audience. Who needs children’s church anyways when you have this bundle of fun for the whole family?

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