Işık Abla of Işık Abla Ministries says that just like there are passwords to get on your computer, there are passwords in Heaven — and she’s going to teach them to you.

In what appears to be nothing more than a distinguished version of the positive confession “name-it-and-claim-it” heresy, Abla takes a few verses out of context and says that if you say these verses — which she refers to as passwords — you will overcome the devil or various other things will come to pass.

Of course, that’s not how it works and this woman is a complete heretic. However, it is slightly entertaining to watch though we mourn for her spiritual state.