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Ohio “Pastor” Does TV Commercial Twisting Scripture to Support Pro-Abortion Constitutional Amendment

by | Oct 8, 2023 | Abortion, Apostasy, heresy, News, Politics, Religion, Social-Issues, US, Video | 0 comments

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In the land of make-believe—otherwise known as Columbus, Ohio—a man by the name of Tim Ahrens plays dress-up as a pastor. The setting? The First Congregational Church, a stage in the theatrical United Church of Christ, a denomination better known for its creative interpretations of the Bible than any semblance of orthodoxy. Ahrens has now brought his act to a new low by starring as the lead in a pro-abortion commercial. Donning his pastoral costume, he mutters about the sanctity of family decisions, as if abortion were akin to choosing between meatloaf and spaghetti for dinner.

It’s hard to fathom the notion that these leftists actually believed that putting this clown in front of them on a television screen, dressing him up in priestly garb, and panning through images of empty pews in a dead church while reading out loud arguably the most twisted verse in the entire Bible, were actually going to make true believers think that abortion is somehow acceptable to God. But it seems that’s what they’ve done.

“Do not judge and you will not be judged,” he begins. The wisdom of cherry-picked Scripture! He’s transformed that biblical nugget into a get-out-of-morality-free card. Then comes the punchline: “Abortion is a private family decision.” That’s right, folks—taking an innocent life is now a “family affair,” a casual topic for Sunday brunch.

Ahrens goes on to lament government involvement, suggesting that families should enjoy the “freedom” to end lives without pesky interference. It’s as if he equates freedom with a free-for-all, where anything goes and morality is an optional side dish.

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To cap it off, Ahrens has the temerity to urge a “yes” vote on enshrining the right to mass murder children into the state’s Constitution. He’s not merely expressing a political opinion—he’s unmasking a spiritual abyss, a gaping hole where the authoritative Word of God should firmly reside.

Tim Ahrens, the fake pastor, is a shepherd of secularism, and most definitely not a guardian of the Gospel. His advocacy for death doesn’t just bend Scripture—it shreds it, offering in its place a script for moral anarchy. Let’s not be deceived—Ahrens is not a maverick theologian but a performer, amusing perhaps, but in the end, just another actor in the tragicomedy that sidelines God’s eternal truth for the cheap applause of worldly approval. But we all know what those who hate God love the most. If not, read Proverbs 8:36.

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