If there was ever a guy who sold his soul for money and fortune, it’s Jesse Duplantis. This clown is a walking, talking, prosperity-gospel charlatan of the highest order, and every time he opens his mouth, some new heresy rolls out.

In one of his latest sermon clip is a gold mine of heresy — a wild ride through the theological twilight zone. Duplantis, in all his self-proclaimed wisdom, declares that he’s got the same DNA as God Almighty. So, according to Jesse, he’s practically divine. I mean, why bother with repentance or humility when you can just proclaim yourself equal with the Creator of the universe?

It’s like he’s trying to make the serpent in the garden look humble by comparison.

So here’s how his little fantasy world works. Jesse lives in his own bubble where he’s never sad, never sick, never broke, and never busted. He actually says, and I quote, that he never gets “disgusted, broke, busted, disappointed.” Why? Because he “created his own world” where all that unpleasant stuff just doesn’t happen.

Seriously. In Jesse’s little reality, if you just believe hard enough and declare positivity, life becomes a never-ending Instagram reel of success and happiness. According to him, he’s got the power to shape his world like some kind of budget deity.

And “why?” you ask. Well, it’s simple, really. It’s because he’s got God’s DNA, and that means he’s basically got creative control over the universe. No big deal, right?

But here’s the question… since when did Jesse Duplantis—or any human, for that matter—gain the power to speak the universe into existence? The Bible is pretty clear about who can do that, and spoiler alert, it’s not Jesse Duplantis.

God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. But Duplantis thinks he can just mimic that power by spouting off positive affirmations. It’s like watching a kid with a Burger King crown declare himself king of the world—it would be cute until you realize this is an adult, and people actually believe this garbage.

What’s next? Jesse parting the Red Sea? Building his own Tower of Babel? If this theology wasn’t so dangerous, it would be hilarious.

And then there’s his take on darkness and suffering. If your life’s falling apart, just “speak light” into it. Feeling sick? Declare health! Bank account looking empty? Just claim riches! Reality, in Jesse’s world, is apparently just one good pep talk away from total transformation.

What makes this even more twisted is how it flips suffering on its head. If you’re broke or hurting, it’s not because life is hard or sin is real — it’s because you just didn’t speak enough blessings over yourself. You didn’t create your world right. It’s not just bad theology, it’s cruel. It makes people feel like failures for not being able to just wish their pain away.

The thing is, this is the kind of trash that gives Christianity a bad name. People see these literal circus clowns on stage, promising the moon and delivering nothing but guilt, and they want you to think that’s what Jesus preached.

But Jesus didn’t teach people to manipulate reality with their words. He didn’t teach people to create some fantasy world where suffering doesn’t exist. No, He warned His followers that life would be hard—that they’d face trials and persecution. Duplantis wants you to think he’s got some secret formula to bypass all that, like he’s cracked the code of the universe. In reality, he’s just sold his soul to the devil for temporary riches.

And the fact that people still buy into this mess is proof that, as long as you slap a few Bible verses on something, some folks will eat it up without a second thought. Duplantis doesn’t just twist Scripture, he ties it into a knot and wears it like a trophy. It’s sick. And it needs to be called out for what it is—pure, unadulterated heresy.