He walks onto the stage with a flawless smile and a perfectly-timed pause. The lights dim, the audience leans in, and for thirty minutes, the man speaks with the cadence of a TED Talker and the certainty of a Silicon Valley mogul pitching salvation like a subscription service.
This is what passes for preaching. This is is what passes for shepherding. Allow me to introduce you to #61 in our False Teacher of the Day series: Craig Groeschel
Groeschel is the CEO pastor, the apostle of analytics, the guru of self-help spirituality masquerading as gospel proclamation. And in the ostentatious halls of Life.Church, nestled beneath a glittering mountain of metrics, multimedia screens, and corporate lingo, Christ has long since been escorted out the side door to make room for another vision-casting strategy session.
Groeschelโs โchurchโ isnโt a church, though. Itโs a marketing campaign with a steeple. Itโs a franchise of hollowed-out satellite venues connected not by biblical fidelity but by brand identity. And at the top of this pyramid, basking in accolades from the likes of Forbes and Glassdoor, sits a man who has managed to convince millions that pastoral care is best delivered by pre-recorded monologues, discipleship through data dashboards, and truth via emotionally intelligent storytelling.
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But donโt let the charming tone and disarming smile fool you. Craig Groeschel is not a faithful minister of the gospel. Heโs a wolf dressed in khakis and charisma, and his influence is as corrosive as it is colossal.
You will not hear him preach about sin. You will not hear him weep over hell. You will not hear him tremble over judgment. Instead, youโll hear about the โmess-upsโ in your life, the โbad vibesโ God wants to free you from, and the empowering idea that youโre already enough.
The diagnosis is low self-esteem, and the cure is a mood boost wrapped in a Bible verse. Repentance is nothing more than a therapeutic release of negative energy and sanctification is simply setting goals and drinking protein shakes. Sin is no longer rebellion against a holy Godโitโs your inner critic being mean to you. Jesus isnโt Savior and JudgeโHeโs your personal development coach.
And when Groeschel does finally present the gospel, itโs a carefully-crafted, bite-sized script that runs smoother than a corporate elevator pitch. God loves you. Youโve made some mistakes. Jesus died to help you out. Pick up your slack. Click this button. Raise that hand. Say this prayer. Smile for the camera. Now go be the best version of yourself.
Itโs not the gospel, itโs another gospel. Itโs a brand promise.
But perhaps even more dangerous than what he says is what he leaves out. Youโll hear about hope, but not holiness. About healing, but not hell. About purpose, but not punishment. In Groeschelโs carefully curated gospel, wrath is just too unpleasant for the production team, and judgment doesnโt test well with focus groups.
So instead of divine justice, we get divine endorsement. Instead of Godโs Word, we get Groeschelโs War in Your Mind. Instead of the power of the cross, we get the power of positivity. Itโs a gospel with all the sharp edges shaved offโa padded cell for sinners whoโve never been told theyโre dying.
And yet, somehow, the megachurch machine keeps humming. Because numbers talk, right? Growth means God is blessing, doesnโt it? Never mind that Groeschel has built this empire on the dead, dry bones of faithful preaching. Never mind that he openly mocks verse-by-verse expositionโliterally scoffing at the idea that Jesus Himself preached that way. No, at Life.Church, the message is molded to fit the medium. The Bible is a suggestion box. Doctrine is a design flaw. And theology is for Pharisees.
This isnโt pastoral ministry and he isnโt a pastor. Itโs motivational speaking dressed in Sunday drag. And the congregants arenโt disciplesโtheyโre consumers, emotionally invested in the next sermon series promo video and barely aware that theyโre being fed theological sawdust.
Raise your hand if you want to be saved. Now lower it quicklyโthereโs another service coming in ten minutes. Mass production requires speed. Sanctification is inefficient.
And then there are his alliances. When Groeschel isnโt busy diluting doctrine, heโs out there baptizing heretics with his platform. Joel Osteen, Steven Furtick, Mike ToddโGroeschel parades them across his stage like spiritual celebrities at a Christian Met Gala.
Kenneth Copelandโs devotionals find their home on the YouVersion Bible App, a resource birthed from the bowels of Life.Church. Groeschel doesnโt just tolerate wolvesโhe throws them dinner parties and feeds them his own sheep. And all the while, the sheep smile and nod, oblivious to the teeth hidden behind the flattery.
But itโs not just about who he welcomes, eitherโitโs about what heโs built. Life.Church is basically a content distribution network pretending to be a church. The multi-site, multi-screen, multi-service model isnโt about shepherding soulsโitโs about scaling the brand.
Local pastors are reduced to emcees. The pulpit is reduced to a stage. The church is reduced to a streaming service. And the man at the center of it all? Heโs not a shepherd. Heโs a systems architect for spiritual simulacra.
Groeschelโs leadership philosophyโshamelessly lifted from the pages of Harvard Business Review and reheated for Sunday consumptionโis antithetical to the biblical call of a pastor. He doesnโt preach like Paul. He coaches like Covey. He doesnโt shepherd like Christ. He strategizes like Bezos. His sermons are sanitized, his doctrine diluted, his theology as thin as the paper his self-help books are printed on. This isnโt leading the church. Itโs leveraging it.
And now, as the de facto face of the Global Leadership Summit, Groeschel has become the high priest of this unholy alliance between sacred truth and secular technique. From the summit stage, he delivers sermons that sound like TED Talks, peppered with Bible verses like garnishes on a dish already drenched in business jargon. What fellowship does the cross have with the corporate ladder? In Groeschelโs world, theyโre one and the same. Excellence, vision, innovationโthatโs the gospel now.
But for all his smiles, his branded t-shirts, and his shiny graphics, the truth is unmistakable. Craig Groeschel is not preaching the faith once for all delivered to the saints.
Heโs not standing in the long line of blood-stained prophets and apostles. Heโs not guarding the flock. Heโs not rightly dividing the Word. Heโs a salesman selling snake oil in Scriptureโs bottle, and business is good.
So the lights will stay on. The campuses will multiply. The numbers will climb. And the sheep will keep grazing on air, never noticing that their souls are starving. Because when your pastor is a brand, your church becomes a billboard. And when your shepherd trades the rod and staff for metrics and strategy, you donโt get revivalโyou get rot.
Craig Groeschel isnโt feeding the sheep. Heโs fleecing them. He isnโt guarding the gate. Heโs holding it open. And behind that charming grin is a legacy not of faithfulness, but of a church industrial complex built on sand, sentiment, and spectacle.
And the collapse, when it comes, will be televised.