Imagine living in a world so consumed by political hysteria that some women are now permanently sterilizing themselves because of an election outcome. In response to Donald Trump’s presidency—or the mere fear of what they believe it represents—certain self-proclaimed feminists have decided that the ultimate protest is to remove their ability to bear children.

It’s as if they’re trying to one-up themselves in a game of who can commit the most self-destructive act while still calling it “empowerment.”

One “OnlyFans” model decided to make her sterilization a public spectacle, blaming Trump’s administration for what she described as her “forced” decision. Forced? Was there some mysterious executive order mandating tubal ligations for disgruntled feminists?

Of course not.

The truth is simpler and much less flattering. This is a self-inflicted judgment driven by overblown fearmongering and an almost comical misunderstanding of how government works. She may know how to monetize a camera angle while scantily clad, but her grasp of civics seems about as firm as wet tissue paper.

And then there’s the rhetoric around this verdict—pregnancy described as “worse than death,” as if the natural process of bringing life into the world is some grotesque medieval punishment.

What exactly are they afraid of? That abortion will be banned nationwide tomorrow? That their “birth control” will vanish into thin air?

Honestly, we could only pray!

But in reality, these claims are not just baseless—they’re dramatic performances, designed to score points in an imaginary victim Olympics. Meanwhile, child extermination camps, chemical abortion pills, and everything else remain widely available and easy to get, and Trump’s presidency will not change that.

But let’s not miss the irony. These same people often preach about bodily autonomy, yet their chosen method of “defending” it is to undermine their own future freedoms with irreversible procedures.

They cry oppression while living in a country that, unfortunately, gives them more jus necis—or lethal prerogative—over their unborn children than most of the world could dream of. They rail against patriarchy while making decisions so reactionary and illogical that no tyrant could have designed a better propaganda campaign against feminism.

In the end, it’s not the politicians they’re fighting—it’s their own poorly constructed worldview, collapsing under the weight of its contradictions. But hey, I’ll take sterilization over abortion any day, so perhaps it’s a win-win after all.