In the latest chapter of the DNC’s ongoing saga of spectacular contradictions and performative wokeness, we are now treated to the marvel of a “gender-neutral prayer room” at the 2024 Democratic National Convention in Chicago. It’s bad enough that the women’s restrooms at this facility were transformed into “gender-neutral” restrooms.

But a gender-neutral prayer room?

Because apparently, even God needs to be informed about the latest developments in progressive theology. In a world where identity politics is the god of the age, the DNC is determined to outdo itself in the race to the bottom of nonsensical pandering.

Picture this: a room draped with Islamic prayer rugs, devoid of any Bibles or even Christian symbols, and surrounded by Clorox wipes, because who knows what sort of impurity might be lurking on that sterile rug?

Just look at it:

The room conspicuously caters to Islamic practices while relegating other faiths to the shadows. How inclusive. A prayer room to the spirit of the age this may be, but more importantly, it’s a monument to the DNC’s commitment to bending over backward for every fringe ideology they can get their hands on—anything but Christianity.

The irony here is thicker than molasses. Imagine the mental gymnastics required to justify a gender-neutral space in a religion that mandates gender segregation. Only the DNC could concoct such a masterstroke of cognitive dissonance. It’s as if they’ve taken Orwell’s 1984 and decided to treat it as a manual on political operations rather than a warning against such evil. War is peace, freedom is slavery, and now, gender neutrality means accommodating strictly gendered religious practices.

But the absurdity doesn’t end there. The DNC, in all its wisdom, also provided separate prayer rooms for men and women—because nothing says “equality” like maintaining the very gender distinctions you claim to abolish. If this doesn’t expose the farcical nature of their agenda, what will? The DNC has become an extreme ideological caricature of itself, a tragicomic display of a party so lost in its own moral posturing that it can’t even see the forest for the trees.

And what of the prayer itself? One can only imagine the confusion of a devout progressive stumbling into this room, where the lines between piety and political correctness blur beyond recognition. Does one pray to God or to the latest pronoun policy? Does one face Mecca or the DNC headquarters? It’s all so wonderfully convoluted—like a bad joke that somehow became reality.

Yet, the room’s true brilliance lies in its ability to encapsulate the DNC’s overarching strategy…appease everyone, stand for nothing. It’s a microcosm of the party’s larger platform—an endless series of concessions to every niche grievance, resulting in a platform that is as hollow as it is incoherent. Like a magician’s trick, the room exists to distract, to create the illusion of inclusivity while quietly sidelining anything that doesn’t fit the progressive cultural zeitgeist.

But don’t worry, the DNC assures us, men and women still have their own prayer rooms. Because, after all, gender is both entirely fluid and completely binary—depending on what’s politically expedient at the moment. And don’t worry, men. You can still go into the women’s prayer room. Just put on lipstick and a dress and you’ll be ushered in with great zeal.

It’s a brilliant strategy, really. Keep everyone so confused that they stop asking questions. And when someone inevitably does, simply shout them down with cries of “bigotry” or “intolerance.”

So here we are, witnessing the latest installment in the DNC’s series of spectacular self-owns. A party that claims to champion women’s rights, yet repurposes women’s restrooms for the comfort of men in dresses…a party that claims to be inclusive, yet creates spaces that exclude vast swaths of the population. If hypocrisy were an Olympic sport, the DNC would be taking home the gold, silver, and bronze—all while wearing a woman’s swimsuit.

But perhaps this is what happens when a party becomes so obsessed with signaling its virtue that it forgets to actually stand for something. The gender-neutral prayer room is not just a room—it’s a metaphor for the DNC itself, a space devoid of substance, filled with the trappings of inclusivity, yet utterly empty of any real conviction.

One has to wonder, though. Who is this charade really for? The voters? The donors? The DNC itself? It’s a question worth pondering as we watch this train wreck unfold. But one thing is certain, the DNC’s prayer room is a perfect symbol of a party that has lost sight of reality, stumbling in the dark, desperately grasping for meaning and relevance in a world it no longer understands.