Barcelona, how you’ve outdone yourself! In a display of unparalleled originality, an artist has taken it upon themselves to blasphemously depict the paragon of fast-food commercialism, Ronald McDonald on a crucifix in the city’s Museum of Forbidden Art. And what better setting for this “magnum opus” than a museum that revels in the contentious?

To the God-hating world, this might seem like a mere avant-garde artistic expression. But for those with discerning eyes, it’s a page ripped straight out of the script of human history—a glaring manifestation of the doctrine of total depravity.

Is it really surprising, though? We live in a world where the ludicrous is paraded as profound, and the irreverent hailed as ingenious. Such blasphemous stunts only confirm what Scripture has long proclaimed about the human heart’s proclivity for waywardness.

In this magisterial parade of humanity’s fall from grace, the crucified Ronald McDonald stands not as an isolated misjudgment, but as a testament. It screams a reminder of our innate predilection for rebellion, our knack for distortion, and our insatiable thirst for the unholy.

Perhaps we ought to offer a begrudging nod of appreciation to the audacious mind behind this ‘masterpiece’. For, in their bid to shock and awe, they’ve unwittingly provided a canvas that perfectly captures the essence of human nature’s inherent flaw.

So, while the world claps in awe of such ‘innovative’ revelations, the discerning see it for what it truly is—an unintentional yet unerring confirmation of humanity’s intrinsic descent into folly. Bravo, world, bravo! You’ve managed to illustrate what theologians have asserted for ages, all under the guise of modern art.

Who knew?