Jory Micah might just be the blondest brunette I’ve ever seen or heard of in my entire life. A true nitwit, for sure. Amazingly, this feminist, God-hating anti-Christian troll calls herself a Christian and has a huge following. Actually, it’s not that amazing. The Bible says the gate to destruction is wide. Right. Wide.

I’m not sure if her husband is a theological cuckold or just doesn’t own a pair of pants — maybe Jory burned them all when she took over the marriage — but Jory has practically thrown him out to the proverbial dogs to feast on his manhood.

Anyhoo, Jory Micah — pro-abortion, pro-gay, pro pretty much everything the Bible condemns as unholy feminist — announces on Twitter that “if God is a man, count me out.”

Right? As though any Christian has counted her “in” … ever. One of the requirements of being a Christian is to actually be a Christian — and Jory Micah is not. She is the epitome of Matthew 7:21-23,

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’