You know the old adage, “kids say the darndest things”? Well, charismatic prophets are just as bad, if not worse. In fact, they come up with some of the craziest and most absurd things that the world has ever heard. Last month, I wrote to you about a charismatic false prophet named Robin Bullock. At the time, Bullock stated that a Southern Baptist pastor in Montana in the 1960s opened a portal with the Native American tribes there which essentially caused the election to be “stolen” from Trump because these tribes hold “authority” over the land.

But don’t worry, because Robin Bullock went down there and met with those Native American tribal elders and fixed everything, closed the portal, and Trump is going to be re-elected. That was last month. Now, in an even more absurd and profane “prophecy,” Bullock claims that Donald Trump is like David. And his reason for saying this is just so absurdly stupid that it makes you wonder if these people are smoking toads when they say such things.

Bullock said that Trump is like David because he “released the stone” like David did to take down “the giant.” Except, in Bullock’s false prophetic version, Trump’s “stone” is Roger Stone and his “giant” is the “tech giant” Facebook. And he seriously goes into detail explaining his stupid prophetic vision about this while the other two people in the video sit and moan and ooh and ahh. [Read the ad-free version of this article]