Charismatics live on a completely different planet. If I believed in aliens, I’d believe that some of them came here from outer space simply based on the outlandish things they say. While we regularly report on the pink-haired prophetess, Kat Kerr–who claims Santa lives in Christmastown in Heaven–we’re not going to mention her today.

Instead, today, we’re going to talk about one of the most outlandish claims by one of these foolish prophets of Baal, Manuel Johnson, who says that he is Michael Jackson’s attorney in Heaven. Johnson goes on to claim that Michael Jackson “accepted Christ” before he died, he now lives in Heaven, and he sings and dances for the Lord.

One must now ask the question; if Michael Jackson is in Heaven–and the Scriptures clearly teach that Christ is the only mediator between God and man (1 Timothy 2:5)–then what on Earth (or Heaven) would Michael Jackson need an attorney for?

Of course, no actual Christian in his right mind would believe that Michael Jackson had a deathbed conversion and is now in Heaven. But, hypothetically speaking, let’s say he was in Heaven. If this were the case, wouldn’t that mean that the blood of Jesus had washed him clean upon his supposed conversion to Christianity? Wouldn’t all of his guilt and shame be removed? Why would he need someone to mediate or argue a case for him in Heaven, where there is no sin, guilt, or shame? Why?

Obviously, Manuel is a false prophet and Steve Schultz, who continues to platform clowns like these, is storing up wrath for himself for the day of judgment.

Below is a transcript of the exchange and the video at the bottom.

Like I said, God has given me an assignment as an attorney. And as He took me [to Heaven], He says, “Take your position.” And there was an office in Heaven with my name on it, as an attorney, to intercede for very well-known people… on the Earth before they died, because something was going to happen and they were going to be weighed out in the balance. And I needed to intercede…

I’m gonna tell you something: Michael Jackson went to Heaven. Before he died, God had visited him. [Shultz: “Really?”] There were prayers that went up for him. There were prayers that went up for him, that people would intercede. And Michael Jackson accepted the Lord Jesus as his savior… The enemy wanted him. Oh boy, the enemy wanted him. And the enemy had set up witches to try to take him… And then these warlocks and witches made these crazy YouTubes that he was in hell.

This is not true, saints. This is false. Michael Jackson is in Heaven and know what he does? He dances and he sings for the Lord… I had a small trance — God put me in a trance — and I had a chance to see Michael last year during the time of the… epidemic and sickness… And God allowed Michael to dance. He says, “Tell the people on Earth” — this is Michael — “… tell the people on Earth to dance before the Lord to start to celebrate. Good things are coming to celebrate. Good things are coming.”

And he’s dancing and he’s singing. He’s a songwriter in heaven. Glory to God.