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Charismatic Quack Dressed Up Like Janitor, Smears Olive Oil on Every White House Door

by | Dec 3, 2018 | Blog, Politics | 0 comments

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A charismatic whack job with ties to Bethel Redding and Bill Johnson recently recalled to his audience a time when Donald Trump asked a “prophet” to anoint “every door” of the White House. Georgian Banov runs the Global Celebration School of Ministry, a charismatic school tied to Bill Johnson’s Bethel School for Supernatural Ministry.

Banov explains how the prophet was dressed up like a janitor so as not to “freak out” the other White House staff as he smears olive oil from the White House kitchen on every door in the building “all the way down to the basement.”

One of my friends, Bill Johnson’s friend, is one of the prophets near to the White House, and Bill said that recently Trump asked him, ‘hey, you got some of that oil stuff…?’ ‘What oil?’ ‘You know, the stuff that you guys put on things.’

And he goes, ‘no, I haven’t got it.’ All right, will olive oil do OK for you?’ And gets from the kitchen some olive oil. ‘Whatever you gotta do, but go now and anoint every door in the White House. Anoint every door.’

And he says, they dressed him like a janitor so people don’t freak out—the staff. Not all the staff knows about all that stuff, you know?

It allegedly took 11 hours to “anoint” all of the doors.

For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.

Matthew 24:24

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