Let’s talk about the latest gem from one of the high priests of Sodom. A self-appointed guru of archaeological “revelation,” standing in his rainbow-splattered pulpit, doused in more colors than a hyperactive unicorn, believes he’s found the final nail in the coffin for biblical creation.

Armed with… wait for it… footprints. Footprints in Mexico. And not just any footprints—ancient ones. Because apparently, when you’re desperately trying to deconstruct from biblical Christianity and dismantle the inerrant Word of God, some dirt prints from an obscure dig site will do the trick.

But let’s backtrack a bit, because this isn’t just a “sermon,” it’s an agenda. Leftists are rebranding Columbus Day into “Indigenous Peoples’ Day,” sprinkling it with half-baked historical revisionism and a dash of “progressive” theology. Because what better way to spend a sermon than to stand up in front of your congregation and deliver the groundbreaking revelation that Columbus wasn’t the first human to step foot in the Americas?

Who knew?

I mean, it’s not like anyone with a functioning brain had already figured out that people lived here before 1492. Thank you, priest, for your stunning insight.

Now, let’s get to the heart of his brilliant “debunking” of the Bible’s timeline. He points to these footprints—dated, according to some ambiguous “scientists,” to 21,000 years ago and then he pushes it further, suggesting humans were here up to 30,000 years ago.

Well, isn’t that just convenient? Isn’t it adorable how every time secular scientists get it wrong, they just add a few more millennia? But wait, this is supposed to debunk what? The Bible, you say?

But let’s not forget the priest’s real agenda here. This isn’t just about Columbus or footprints in Mexico. This is about dismantling Christianity and the wholesale rejection of God in rainbow rebellion. It’s about distorting the creation account and replacing it with some godless fairy tale that makes them all feel enlightened and their consciences assuaged.

You see, what’s really going on here is this priest is running his own little cult, much like the ancient demonic sex cults of Dionysius. It’s all the same script—gather the haters of God, the modern-day citizens of Sodom known as the “LGBTQ community,” tell them some half-truths mixed with a cocktail of lies, and watch them worship at the altar of human reason, all while the incense of rebellion burns in the background.

A simple perusal of this synagogue of Satan’s website turns up this gem:

We are gay by God, for Christ’s sake!  It is all God’s fault.  God started this rainbow parade, God is leading it, and God will bring it all to completion.  June 28, 2018 Stonewall 49 ~ Br. Shawn Benedict, Pastor.   What I am saying here is God made us in our wide spectrum of sexual orientations and gender expressions.  Christ, being the glory of God, is pleased to be our Lord and Saviour.  We are Christ’s own and Christ’s glory in the Church.  All people are made by God, and are here and alive forever for the sake, the glory of Christ. March 10, 2021.

And while we’re at it, let’s ask a few questions. Does this priest really believe that archaeological findings from a handful of dusty footprints are the magic key to unlocking the mysteries of creation? Does he really think that by pushing a secularist agenda, he’s leading his congregation to truth? Or is he just leading them further into the dark pit of confusion? I wonder if, deep down, he knows he’s playing the same tired game that the serpent did in the garden—did God really say?

ng the priest has successfully “discovered” is his own irrelevance. Maybe he should stick to playing dress-up in rainbow vestments and leave the heavy lifting of biblical truth to those who actually believe it.